Welcome To The BACONCORP Site!

Welcome to BACONCORP, the fastest growing conglomerate on Earth, or more importantly, Canada, which as most of us are readily aware, has been historically documented as the world's most important and influential country, making huge groundbreaking leaps in the fields of politeness, cleanliness, maple syrup, Alan Thicke and his entire body of work, and even God himself. Did you know Jesus Christ, Savior of Mankind, was actually born on its fair shores? Neither did we.

BACONCORP is a corporate entity, based out of rural Saskatchewan, made up by many diverse subsidiaries, some of which in the fiscal year of 2006-2007 have netted the corporation some 500 million dollars!... 2.5 of which were acquired through quote en quote "legal means". Impressive? We like to think so.

BACONCORP was founded and created by world renowned Internet mogul  Kevin "Canadian" Bacon, who parlayed his windfall Provincial lottery winnings of 7.7 million dollars into starting up a company in which many of his business interests could be readily explored and exploited. In fact, thanks to the C.E.O.'s previous experience as a salesmen of statuettes and goods not just limited to Pewter, BACONCORP quickly became the planet's number one importer/exporter of commemorative Che Guevara plates, moving nearly 35 units in the first 4 months, for a reported total of 300 Canadian dollars profit. Our stock obviously plummeted and we were seemingly ruined. But all was not lost, as while using the company's executive bathroom, Mr. Bacon slipped on the freshly mopped floor and struck his head on the Bemis, temporarily unlocking the secrets of the universe. It was then, (and while formulating a cure for cancer that has since been put on the back burner for more pressing matters) that Mr. Bacon decided to branch out into several other unique business opportunities, using the money he made in the preceding lawsuit with the Janitorial service. And just like that, BACONCORP was back on track! And as such, the fledgling Saskatchewan town of Moosewater was finally put on the Map. Just not one you've ever seen.

With our stock on the rise, obviously, and with the booming demand for decorative plates featuring long expired Cuban revolutionary heroes now past, BACONCORP successfully moved onto several untapped business opportunities, each unique. In fact, as of yesterday, we remain the nation's NUMBER ONE provider of research into the genetic engineering of hybrid animals for use in MAGIC. And we're happy to report that our scientists breakthroughs into developing powdered water is right on schedule. Only one ingredient remains before mass production will begin. If all goes well, the world's drinking woes will be solved by year's end. In fact, when we're finished, It's not too far fetched to assume that the world could potentially be covered in 2/3rds water! It's not just a pipe dream! WE CAN make it happen!